Everything is improved by a cat.
Questions & Answers
Why are you washing your clothes in soup?
That's not soup, that's air.
Why do people live in New Jersey?
That's not exhaust, that's air.
Also, too lazy to search for the pink promise.
When will my leg be better?
The Shadow knows not.
Who is sleeping in my bed?
You, your man, your cat, & soup.
What time is it?
No trick questions! No philosophy! No speculating! Drop that bone & back away!
Where time is it?
I can answer that!