Totally forgot this existed. Ann Rupel pulled it out of a hat, I guess.
Titled & Untitled
On my birthday (www.Elinorsbirthday.com)
in 1962 (www.bigsnowstorm.com)
2 days (www.date&time.com)
before John Glenn (www.ohiosenator.com)
went into space (www.wow.com)
for a little tumble (www.contortionism.org)
South Dakota (www.landofinfinitevariety.gov)
my home state (op.cit., Elinorsbirthday)
had the hugest snow (www.stormofthecentury.edu)
since the blizzard of '88 (ibid.)
& I didn't get a present (www.nobaseballglove!.com)
till days (op.cit., date&time) later
but got yelled at (www.childabuse.com)
because I bounced a ball (www.rubber.com)
against my parents' bedroom wall (www.howwasIsupposedtoknow.com)
while they were (I figured out years later) having sex (www.xxx.com)