A friend told me that when her kids were little, they thought there was a bad word for every letter. They knew the c-word: crap. They were right: Here's the list.
The Word
for CSP, BP & AP
The a-word: angry
The b-word: bottomless
The c-word: crap
The d-word: dang
The e-word: eleemosynary
The f-word: fuhgeddaboutit
The g-word: gee
The h-word: harvard
The i-word: I
The j-word: junior
The k-word: kale
The l-word: llama bean
The m-word: mmmmm
The n-word:
The o-word: oh?
The p-word: pee
The q-word: queue
The r-word: 'R u kidding me?
The s-word: somewhere sometime someone
The t-word: the
The u-word: uglification
The v-words: vasty, vavavavoom
The w-word: work
The x-word: x-ray spex
The y-word: youthful
The z-word: zipless